REJECTED JINGLES - Rich Welchel wrote a bunch of jingles and asked me to make the album covers.

LIQUID ENGINEERING
“Castrol oil is more than just oil,
it’s brewed in depths of American soil.
Good for your car,
bad for your dog --
makes for a hell-of-a-ride in your brand new hog.
If that long, lonesome road has got you fearin’
pour some Castrol oil:
It’s liquid engineering
It’s liquid engineering.

Don’t give it to your dog, NOOOOOO!”

COLD WASH BOTTON
Cold wash button, what’s your function?
Cleaning all your spills and smudges and tough stains.

Cold wash button, what’s your function?
Laundry with less strain on washing machines.

Hot wash button, what’s your function?
Wasting energy when you could clean in cold.

Hot wash button, what’s your function?
Fading vibrant colors to make your shirts old.

Cold wash button, what’s your function?
A better way to wash, with the world in mind.

Cold wash button, what’s your function?
A cleaner way to clean with the help of Tide.

GOSLING'S GINGER BEER
Aruba, Aruba, ooo-ra-ooo-ra-uba
Aruba, Aruba, ah-ah-ah-ruba
Aruba, Aruba, ooOooOOoo-Ruba
Gosling’s Ginger Beer….It’s from Aruba.

JET BLUE
There’s nothing worse than routine trips --There’s nothing worse than routine trips --Delays and fees and salty chips. Why does every flight show “Life of Pi”? 
But flying Blue there is no pressureRoutine trips become adventuresIt’s easy when you offer more than flights
Say you’re….
Heading to a work convention? We’ll help you steal the crowd’s attention With discounts on swanky rental car. 
After your Florida cousin’s baby showerHave a meet-cute at a happy hour With deals on rooms with five-star rooftop bars. 
Anything is doable --  
Passenger: I’m going to a funeral! 
[music cuts, awkward silence]
Attendant: Oh…I’m sorry. Well, in any case…
[music strikes back up again] 
No matter your chosen destination We’ll guide you without hesitation, 
Adventures begin out the Blue. 

NEW YORK MARATHON
Wide open roads
Wide open streets
Free bathrooms every block
Happy strangers you will meet.

Friendly faces cheer you on and offer you a smile
On this day rats race together, mile after mile.

On New York’s Marathon day
One single thing ring true:

New York LOVES you!!!